The Philosophy of Ambiguity

A friend sent me this and, since I really like wordplay, I cleaned it up a bit and now present it for your humorous consideration.
FOR THOSE WHO LOVE THE PHILOSOPHY OF AMBIGUITY, AS WELL AS THE IDIOSYNCRASIES OF THE ENGLISH LANGUAGE…

DON’T SWEAT THE PETTY THINGS AND DON’T PET THE SWEATY THINGS
ONE TEQUILA, TWO TEQUILA, THREE TEQUILA, [...]

Ridicule is Ridiculous

It is one thing to reject and another to ridicule.  Rejection of an exposed belief system or opinion is expected.  Put an idea on the market place and it is only logical that there will be a mixture of acceptance and rejection by those who follow such markets.  But ridicule is quite another thing.  Ridicule [...]